lexicution3r:

lexicution3r:

my mom is scREAMING downstairs right now about how there’s no chocolate.

“How can we NOT HAVE CHOCOLATE IN THIS HOUSE?”

“How is there NO CHOCOLATE???”

“DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT WE HAVE A WHALE HANGING FROM THE CEILING BUT THERE’S NO CHOCOLATE?”

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(via twinking)

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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(Source: orcas, via unpopuler)

liftedandgiftedd:

cooasswhiteboiii47:

thekingofhorror:

robemmy:

Hypocrisy

So fucking powerful.

can’t get over this

every fucking time..

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sarah-scales:

We have one kitten left at work and he does not like to be ignored! He demands you pay attention to his cute!

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

824706:

what is this pug going through

824706:

what is this pug going through

(via joshpeck)

heart:

this was my lab partner’s ipad background today

heart:

this was my lab partner’s ipad background today

(via officialwhitegirls)

shitwine:

Going to bed on the last day of summer vacation

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(via dutchster)

vauxn:

dont be a fucking music snob holy crap some people like the beatles others like nicki minaj like shut the fuck up theyre just different types of noises ur not superior for liking one and not the other

(via joshpeck)