vinegod:

Narrating People’s Lives: Gotta Love Fangirls! by Thomas Sanders

vinegod:

That noise your car makes when it won’t start 😂 by Marissa Mayne

vinegod:

Dear everyone ever by Jessi Smiles

lycanthropic:

Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club

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(via spaghettihos)

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

ermathursty:

saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa

(via dutchster)

oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYINGg

(via lindsaylohoean)

zufallstreffer:

astrosloth2016:

I’m not saying that I’m an amazing actor but i HAVE won as many Oscars as Leonardo DiCaprio

let’s be honest we’re all just reblogging that as long as we still can

(Source: punsatisfying, via perks-of-being-chinese)

(Source: sizvideos, via dutchster)